For Sale in Arkansas: Wallpaper

We don't need to see the rest of the house. It doesn't matter. What matters is this wallpaper. No, no --hush. You misunderstand me. I ~love~ the wallpaper. I'm not one of those modern women who shuns wallpaper. I love looking at mesmerizing patterns.

Final Verdict: Honey, believe it or not you don't have to paint over this.