For Sale in Arkansas: Simulate Your Own Hibachi

This kitchen is really not totally sufficient for the hibachi-like experience I think they're trying to capture, because although they've got the seating right, the actual hibachi is missing. Oh well.

But really: bar seating for eight? And those look like good quality chairs, too. I'm picturing some harried mom in here in the mornings trying to slop milk into eight cereal bowls while kids climb all over those chairs like mice on a wheel in the pet store.

Final Verdict: Dear God, please never put me in a position in life where I need to seat eight people at my breakfast bar on a regular basis.