But all hope is not lost. Put your TV dinner on the empty chair next to you, go into the kitchen and use the can opener to pry the lid from some discount kitty food. Slop it into the cat's bowl, and voila! Instant holiday companionship.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
For Sale at Thanksgiving: Let's Feast
Perch here with your loved one and enjoy the festivities of the season. Pinch your plastic cup between your knees as you balance an overloaded paper plate of... Oh, come on; let's stop pretending. You're alone. You don't even have a table. There's nobody perched in that chair next to you and you're eating a Lean Cuisine. It's that time of the year again. Gobble, gobble, blah.
But all hope is not lost. Put your TV dinner on the empty chair next to you, go into the kitchen and use the can opener to pry the lid from some discount kitty food. Slop it into the cat's bowl, and voila! Instant holiday companionship.
But all hope is not lost. Put your TV dinner on the empty chair next to you, go into the kitchen and use the can opener to pry the lid from some discount kitty food. Slop it into the cat's bowl, and voila! Instant holiday companionship.
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